Halloween, Adult-Style

Tonight is Old Bar Halloween. 

{Old Bar is a country bar in a country town that is full of awesome. 
And has a boar head smoking a cigarette on its wall. Win.}

Based on the historical data available, I will be Old Bar drunk tonight.

{This is similar to, but not quite as boisterous as, Las Vegas drunk.
Nonetheless it is a legendary state of drunk.}


This sums up both my costume and how my night will end exquisitely. 

What are you dressing up as for Halloween?